The Stimulus Diet
American Couch Potato
Using the President’s own ingenious formula I would like to announce that I have single-handedly solved America’s obesity problem with my all new “Stimulus Diet.”
The President’s Logic:
Barrack Obama says his $825 billion stimulus plan will “create” or “save” 3 to 4 million jobs.
It’s a testament to the mind of this man when he’s the only one who could have formulated such an incredible calculation.
Anyway, I ‘m so inspired by this brilliant new “Free-Style” way of thinking that I created a revolutionary new diet plan based on that same Obama logic, and for the sake of the nations health, I would like to share it with all of America.
My New “Stimulus Diet” plan based on President Obama’s brilliant logic:
Using the Stimulus Diet Plan in the past year I can honestly say that I have “Lost” or “Not Gained” over One Hundred Pounds. That’s it! It really is amazing. And it’s really that simple! Now you too can eat all you want this holiday season and still feel good about yourself thanks to President Obama and the all new “Stimulus Diet.”
What’s so great about it is just like the President’s Stimulus plan, any Congress person can use it any time they want. And now you can too!
In fact I am so inspired that I have decided my New Year’s “Hope and Change” Resolution for 2010 will be to “LOSE” or “NOT GAIN” Two Hundred Pounds! Maybe even Three Hundred Pounds…What the heck, the sky’s the limit! See how easy it is with the new “Stimulus Diet?”
Barrack Obama has got to be the smartest guy around. Now I understand why he won the Nobel Prize, and I didn’t.
America’s obesity problems finally solved. Thank you President Obama.
Bill 5:24 pm on December 16, 2009 Permalink
Is my math off or could they simply give the 4 million people who are unemployed $206,000 +. They could then require them to spend it on say kitty cats, beer and TV’s, thereby creating a lot of jobs in the beverage, veterinary and manufacturing industries.